thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

n0hemian:

emeraaldnymph:

☀️

hippysetfree:

I feel like part of the beauty of nature is the randomness, the diversity of different species of plants, fungi, animals. And i feel like you can take this view and put it towards society or just humans in general. Let randomness and diversity manifest itself, thrive in it because we are nature, you can’t detach yourself away from nature just because you live in a house or a city.

“This is torture.”

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

Ok friends I think I’ve asked this before but would any of you care to hear a slam poem I wrote??

  • Europeans:

    I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

  • Americans:

    I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

travel-as-a-happy-hippie:

I want to live in a forest and wear long flowy skirts, sing with the birds, befriend trees and dance in the moonlight

classicrockimagines:

Imagine Jim Morrison grinning like he just won the lottery and twirling you around in a hug when you accept his proposal.

alvxandra:

image

i’ve never seen something so accurate

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.